burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

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I had so much fun yesterday with @jcooper227 and @rileymsmith.

hammerlock:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

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libertytochoose:

Art by Sugarbones.net

billhitchert:

man this has been the worst life of my life

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blackjackmothafucka:

dettolmami:

blackjackmothafucka:

dettolmami:

Your mom listenin to u on the phone

ya baby momma listening to you on the phone with state farm

When niggas talkin to u but u not tryna hear it

When you already know someone lying and they change up the story the second time they tell it